Men's Day- Jameela Jamil style (parody)
Oh, wow, lads, it’s International Men’s Day ! Are we all supposed to clap and cheer now? Don’t trip over yourselves celebrating, because here’s the tea: every bloody day is International Men’s Day. You’ve had centuries of statues, holidays, and history books dedicated to you, but sure—let’s give you one official day to feel extra special. But wait, you’re upset because it doesn’t get the same attention as International Women’s Day? Aw, bless your fragile egos. Let me guess: this is the patriarchy’s fault too? Oh, wait—it actually is ! Everything wrong with men’s lives is because of your beloved, self-made patriarchy , the gift that keeps on taking. Suicide rates? That’s on the patriarchy, love, for telling you that emotions are for weaklings. Men’s health ignored? Patriarchy again, prioritizing profit and power over care. Struggles in custody battles? Classic patriarchy nonsense, deciding that childcare is “women’s work” and shoving you out the door. You see, lads, misandry isn’t